January 2012
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
Spending New Year's Eve with tumblr.
Party hard guys.
December 2011
me : honey im home
.....
me : oh i forgot he's on tour
Life of a Hooligan...
Me: I'm gonna do my homework.
Bruno Mars: No, stay on Tumblr and fangirl over me.
Me: I'm gonna go to sleep.
Bruno Mars: No, stay awake and tweet me.
Me: I'm gonna save my money.
Bruno Mars: No, spend your money on my concerts/events
Me: I'm gonna pay attention in class.
Bruno Mars: No, think about me.
Me: I'm gonna clean my room.
Bruno Mars: No, stare at my posters on your walls
Me: I'm gonna listen to the radio.
Bruno Mars: No, listen to my album.
Me: I'm gonna make friends.
Bruno Mars: No, myself and the hooligans are your best friends.
Me: I'm gonna get a boyfriend.
Bruno Mars: No, you love me more.
Me: Wow I look good in this shirt.
Bruno Mars: No, wear a shirt with my face on it.
Me: Oh look a new book!
Bruno Mars: No read a fanfiction about me.
Me: It's nice outside, I think i'm going out.
Bruno Mars: No, stay home and tweet about me, reblog pictures of me and watch my videos.
If he still gets mad at the thought of me and another guy, you’re not doing your job right, girl.
Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE
